Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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