Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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