Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.