Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.