Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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