Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.