Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Death pissed his pants.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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