The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...