The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.