The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Vote:
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Vote:
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Vote: