The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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