The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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