The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.