The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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