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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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