Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.