Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.