Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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