Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.