Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.