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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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