Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.