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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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