Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.