Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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