Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees. He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.