Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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