Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.