Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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