Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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