Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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