Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...