Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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