Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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