Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!