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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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