Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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