Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.