Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.