Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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