Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.