Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.