Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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