Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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