Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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