Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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