Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.