Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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