Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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