Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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