Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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