Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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