Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.