Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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