Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.