Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.