Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.