Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.