Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.