Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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