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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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