Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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