Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.