Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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