Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.