Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.