Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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