Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.