Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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