Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.