Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.