UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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