UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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