UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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