UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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