UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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