UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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