UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.