When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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