When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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