When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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