When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.