When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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