When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.