When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.