When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.