When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.