When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.