If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.