If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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