If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.