Joke #8272

The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Vote: has 80.25 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game