The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.