The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.