The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.