The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.