The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.