The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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