Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.