Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.