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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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