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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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