Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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