Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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