Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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