Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.