Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.