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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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