Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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