Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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