Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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