Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.