Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.