Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.