Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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