Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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