Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."