Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.