Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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