Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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