Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.