Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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