Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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