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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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