Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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