Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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With the Yellow version.
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The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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