Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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