Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.