Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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