Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.