Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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