Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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