Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone.
Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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