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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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