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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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