I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.