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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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