I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.