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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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