I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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