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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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