I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.