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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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