I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.