When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.