When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.