Joke #9181

When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Vote:
has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Vote:
has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Vote:
has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Vote:
has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote:
has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death