When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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