When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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