When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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