When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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