When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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