When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47