When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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