When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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