Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.