Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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