Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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