Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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