Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.