Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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