Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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