Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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