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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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