Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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