Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.