Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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