Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.