Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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