Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.