Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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