Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.