Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.