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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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