Joke #4136

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Vote:
has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Vote:
has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Vote:
has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris