Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."