Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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