Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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