Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.