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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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