Joke #5987

Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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