Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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