Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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