Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.