Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.