Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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