Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
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