Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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