Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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