Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.