Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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