Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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