Joke #10048

Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Vote: has 62.44 % from 40 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Vote: has 80.29 % from 111 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris