Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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