Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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