Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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