Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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