Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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