Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest?
I don't know he is still busy.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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