Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.