Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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