When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.