When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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He regreted it.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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It is now known as titanic
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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