When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.