When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.