When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris can close Pandora's Box.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.