Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.