Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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