Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.