Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.