Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.