Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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