Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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