Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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