Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.