Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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