Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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