Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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