Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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