Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.