Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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