Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.