Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.