Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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