Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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