Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.