Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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