Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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It landed on tails.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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