Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
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