Joke #8912

Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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