Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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