Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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