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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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