Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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