Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.