Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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