Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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