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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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