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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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