Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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