Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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