Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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