Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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