Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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