Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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