Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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