Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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