Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.