Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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