Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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