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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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