Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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