Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.