Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.