Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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His blood type was AK-47.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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