Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.