Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!