Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.