Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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