Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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