Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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