Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.