Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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