Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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