Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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