Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?