Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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