Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.