Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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