Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.