Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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