When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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At the same time in every sentence.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back.
But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
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