When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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