When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.