Joke #5994

When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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