When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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