When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.