When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.