A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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