A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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