A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.