A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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