A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.