A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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