A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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