A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.