A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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