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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row. The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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