A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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