A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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