A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.