A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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