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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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