A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.