A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!