A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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