Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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