Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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