Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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