Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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