Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.