Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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