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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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