Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.