When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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