When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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