When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris. But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.