When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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