When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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