When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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