When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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