When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.