When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.