When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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