Joke #8156

Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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