Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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