Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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