Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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