Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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