Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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