Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.