Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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