Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"