Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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