Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.