Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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