Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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