Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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