Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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