Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.