Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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