Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer? He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.