Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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