Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.