Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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