Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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