Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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