Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.