Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.