Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.