Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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