Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.