Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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