Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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