Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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