Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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