Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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