Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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