Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He simply decides what time it is.