Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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