Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.