Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.