Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.