Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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