Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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