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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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