Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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