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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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