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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts. Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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