Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.