Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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