Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.