Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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It's called the internet.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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