Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.