Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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