Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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