Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.