Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right.
The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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