Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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