Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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