Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table