Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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