Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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