If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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