If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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