If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.