Joke #10746

If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Vote:
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote:
has 68.66 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Vote:
has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Vote:
has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Vote:
has 77.25 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris