If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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The corner always backs away.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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