If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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