The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.