The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.