The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.