The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."