When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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