When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.