When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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