When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.