When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
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He didn't, his beard grew him.
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