When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.