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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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