When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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