When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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