When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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