When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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