When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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