When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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