When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.