When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.