Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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