Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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