Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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