Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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