Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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