Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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