Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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