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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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