Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.