Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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