Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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