Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can break air.