Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.