Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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