Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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