Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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