Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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