Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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