Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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