Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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