Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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