Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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