Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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