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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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