Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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