Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.