Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.