Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!