Joke #8017

Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Vote: has 83.88 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, cop
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Vote: has 84.01 % from 289 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 76.11 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Vote: has 78.55 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Vote: has 52.18 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris