If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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