If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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