If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.