If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!