If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.