If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.