The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.