The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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