The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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