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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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