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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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