The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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