The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...