The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.