The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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