The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.