The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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