The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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