The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.