The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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