The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Until it met Chuck Norris.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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