Joke #10726

The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Vote: has 66.10 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
Vote: has 80.71 % from 250 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
Vote: has 79.97 % from 150 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris