The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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