The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris."
Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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