Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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