Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.