Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.