Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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