Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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