Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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