Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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