Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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