Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.