Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.
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