The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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