The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.