The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.