The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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