The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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