The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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