The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.