The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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