The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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