The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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