The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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