The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
No one's afraid to criticize the US President, but no one even dares to say one bad thing about Chuck Norris...
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.