If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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