If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.