If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.