Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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