Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can hear your text messages.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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