Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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