Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.