Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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