Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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