Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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