Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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They were really Chuck and Norris.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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