Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.