Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.