Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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