Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.