Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.