Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.