Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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